a new video from a new series which i’d like to introduce as “talking about things when you’re baked” or something along those lines.
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"it’s Jeffray, with an A"
Horse Whisperer, 2 wks
"I love you."
18 yr young
drinks powered while playing pinball
Jeffray is very confused.
the caterpillar and i
i pressed my face against some sand and blew into it creating whirl winds that blinded a caterpillar that had just become comfortable with his new sexuality.
his brand new sexuality.
a shiny new sexuality is in store! haha just you wait! you’ll see! it’ll be great. all your friends will be there!
anyway, the caterpillar decided that he didn’t like sand being blown in his face like a little bitch. he blew sand at me back. i was blinded! ahhh!
there must be a way to safely communicate with this caterpillar. but how?
i started eating leaves. but the caterpillar looked away unimpressed. what a snob, eh? haha jeez louise.
i swallowed the leaves as i thought of another idea.
i know! i’ll make a cuccoon and turn into a beautiful butterfly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i made it and was in there for a long while. a very long while. i think i overstayed. when i came out the caterpillar had vanished, but he left a note, it said:
"you took too long, i had to go. but you’ll see me again. i assure you. i love you…"
ohh nooo here we go again. WHAT AN ORDEAL. ugh GOD. what the FUCK.
task force 0 comes around the corner. there are 5 of the so-called heroes. one of them trips and falls into a garbage can.
"lets save the day" says the one with a soul patch.
"yeah, true. lol" says the one with a flea collar.
"i’m saving the day right now!" says the one who is super funny and awesome.
The one that fell into a garbage stopped eating the garbage and says: “garbage rules”
off they went to save the day.
Black Dice Plays “Outer Body Drifter” in the Studio (by pitchforktv)
available on tape. black c30,